Jul 12, 2020
THE CURSED EPISODE THAT HAS BEEN RUINING DAVIDE'S LIFE
In this episode: the logistics of hook hand masturbation, places hal can't pee, hiram lodge's adoption scheme, fiona's guide to the tokyo gay scene, penelope's mirrored sex sphere, with a heavy heart: balls copter and of course...cheryl
(sorry for the LONG gap)
Apr 18, 2020
So this time FIONA was depressed and took almost four months to edit. This episode was recorded in the Before Times so enjoy our blissful ignorance of all things virus-related.
In this episode: an earnest discussion of Cats 2019 way past the date where it's cool to talk about Cats 2019, hook hands, fucking to keep...
Jan 11, 2020
HAPPY NEW YEAR, is 2020 the year we don't go on a two month hiatus due to davide being depressed? we hope so
In this episode: we get very excited about season 4, the riverdale deep lore, riverdale#s 1 fuck, fiona's guide to the glitz and glamour of hollywood, kevin's dad's monthly meat box, fugue smallvilling, we make...
Oct 30, 2019
Happy Halloween! Get ready for three episodes of Archie's Weird Mysteries! Featuring: Nasty Boys, ghost jokes galore, a message for the creator of a famous horror podcast, wide cars, Davide's Jarchie Feels, and, if only in our hearts, Cheryl.
Oct 9, 2019
In this episode: melindas: this one is for you, davide's worst joke, one of the dumbest arguments we've had (I know), jughead's permanant record, dilton the vampire slayer, the magic mikenus archives, we cast vincent donfrio for season 4 and of course....Cheryl